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Floral pride, with a sense of humor. 

We love coming up with funny flower sayings. Our line of funny flower t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, and masks are printed in the US and shipped directly to you from some pretty awesome people. Orders are printed on-demand, usually within 3-5 days. 
Might be coffee. Might be vodka. This classic, durable ceramic coffee mug is perfect for those who love a little snark with their morning, afternoon,...
$18.00
Strut your Baller Statice! This tee is comfortable and light, perfect for overseeing the fields or generally strutting your cut flower pride. .: Premium fit...
$22.00
Strut your Baller Statice! This comfy crewneck sweatshirt will keep you warm and ballin'.   .: Loose fit .: 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester .: Medium fabric...
Mask on, swagger loaded. Strut your Baller Statice in this punny floral fabric face mask! Remind everyone that playing it safe is indeed a baller...
$21.00
Strut your Baller Statice! This classic unisex long sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite and keeps you warm while ballin' in the flower fields. ...
Maintain your baller status even when you're on the go! This stainless steel mug will keep drinks hot and cold for hours! .: Stainless steel...
In the flower fields, hydrating is essential! This perfect size stainless steel water bottle can be latched to your work belt for convenient access while...
Might be coffee. Might be vodka. This classic, durable ceramic coffee mug is perfect for those who love a little snark with their morning, afternoon,...
$18.00
Oh, you know you love it! This is a super soft cotton tee with the perfect amount of pun for our fellow flower lovers. .:...
$18.00
Oh, you know you love it! This is a lightweight, super-soft cotton tee with the perfect amount of pun for our fellow flower lovers. .:...
$25.00
Put your hands in the air if you're a true flower lover! This classic unisex long sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite and lets...
$21.00
Put your hands in the air if you're a true flower lover! This classic unisex long sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite and lets...