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Floral pride, with a sense of humor. 

We love coming up with funny flower sayings. Our line of funny flower t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, and masks are printed in the US and shipped directly to you from some pretty awesome people. Orders are printed on-demand, usually within 3-5 days. 
Tell them how you like it with the Big Poppy travel mug! Made from stainless steel, this travel mug will keep your beverages hot or...
In the flower fields, hydrating is essential! This perfect size stainless steel water bottle can be latched to your work belt for convenient access while...
Strut your gardening pride with the Dirt Diva fabric face mask! These sassy little face coverings are lightweight and perfect for your next adventure to...
$25.00
Life is a bit more fabulous with a little dirt under those nails! This is a lightweight, super-soft cotton tee that proves not all divas...
$21.00
Life is a bit more fabulous with a little dirt under those nails! This is a lightweight, super-soft cotton long-sleeved tee that proves not all...
$18.00
Life is a bit more fabulous with a little dirt under those nails! This is a lightweight, super-soft cotton tee that proves not all divas...
$18.00
Life is a bit more fabulous with a little dirt under those nails! This is a lightweight, super-soft cotton tee that proves not all divas...
$22.00
Sassy, but still classy. The Don't Be Ranunculus cotton tee is soft and lightweight with a semi-fitted silhouette! Featuring cap sleeves, this favorite tee is...
$15.00
This ultra-warm, super-comfortable beanie is the perfect winter swag for our fellow petal pushers! .: 100% Acrylic wool.: One size fits all.: Unisex style MERCH...
$25.00
The perfect cold-weather tee for floral professionals and flower farmers, this Flower Dealer long-sleeved tee features a classic fit for ultimate comfort. .: Classic fit...
$22.00
The perfect tee for our fellow petal pushers, the Flower Dealer punny flower shirt is lightweight and features a unisex fit for maximum comfort. .:...
$26.00
The Flower Dealer hoodie is perfect for our fellow petal pushers. A great gift for floral professionals and gardeners, this ultra-comfortable hoodie will quickly become...