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Floral pride, with a sense of humor. 

We love coming up with funny flower sayings. Our line of funny flower t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, and masks are printed in the US and shipped directly to you from some pretty awesome people. Orders are printed on-demand, usually within 3-5 days. 
$29.00
The What in Carnation? punny flower hoodie is the perfect cold-weather gear for floral lovers. Featuring a classic fit, this warm, hooded sweatshirt will keep...
$22.00
The What in Carnation? punny flower tee is just right for the snarky carnation lover's out there! We're kind of obsessed with this shirt style...
$25.00
The You Grow Girl long-sleeved tee is a farm favorite and was created by our all-female field crew! Made with super comfortable, lightweight cotton, this...
$27.00
The You Grow Girl hoodie has a classic fit, and will quickly become your new favorite sweatshirt! Created by our all-female field crew, this hoodie...
$22.00
You Grow Girl! The perfect tee for floral enthusiasts and plant moms everywhere, this ultra-comfortable women's tee was voted into existence by the Harmony Harvest...
Let your people know how many phlox you give with the Zero Phlox Given fabric face mask. Strut your saucy humor and make sure everyone...
$25.00
Show them how little you care. This Zero Phlox Given tee is 100% cotton and 200% snark. Crafted for comfort, this lighter-weight sweatshirt is perfect for...
$28.00
Show them how little you care. This Zero Phlox Given long-sleeved tee is 100% cotton and 200% snark. .: 100% Soft cotton .: Lightweight fabric...
$18.00
Show them how little you care. This Zero Phlox Given tee is 100% cotton and 200% snark.    .: Premium fit .: 100% Soft cotton...
$18.00
Show them how little you care. This Zero Phlox Given tee is 100% cotton and 200% snark.  .: Premium fit .: 100% Soft cotton .:...