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Floral pride, with a sense of humor. 

We love coming up with funny flower sayings. Our line of funny flower t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, and masks are printed in the US and shipped directly to you from some pretty awesome people. Orders are printed on-demand, usually within 3-5 days. 
$37.00
Flower heads unite! This classic symbol means more today than ever before. When you purchase a Rosie the Riveter shirt (or any products from our...
$32.00
Strut your Baller Statice! This classic unisex long sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite and keeps your warm while ballin' in the flower fields. .:...
$35.00
Strut your Baller Statice! This comfy crewneck sweatshirt will keep you warm and ballin'. .: Loose fit .: 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester .: Medium fabric .:...
$38.00
Nothing will stop our passion to create, grow, and bring joy. Nothing. Show your flower pride with this twist on an iconic tradition. When you...
$35.00
Flower heads unite! This classic symbol means more today than ever before. When you purchase a Rosie the Riveter shirt (or any products from our...
$40.00
Put your hands in the air if you're a true flower lover! This classic unisex long sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite and lets...
$40.00
Life is a bit more fabulous with a little dirt under those nails! This is a lightweight, super-soft cotton tee that proves not all divas...
$32.00
Show them how little you care. This Zero Phlox Given long-sleeved tee is 100% cotton and 200% snark. .: 100% Soft cotton .: Lightweight fabric...
$32.00
Life is a bit more fabulous with a little dirt under those nails! This is a lightweight, super-soft cotton long-sleeved tee that proves not all...
$32.00
Nothing will stop our passion to create, grow, and bring joy. Nothing. Show your flower pride with this twist on an iconic tradition. When you...
$32.00
Who's your plant daddy? Well, whoever it is, they'll love this lightweight, ultra-comfy long-sleeved Plant Daddy tee!.: 100% Soft cotton  .: Lightweight fabric .: Tear...
$32.00
Put your hands in the air if you're a true flower lover! This classic unisex long sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite and lets...